Was Nessie merely a circus elephant?

NESSIE, the Loch Ness monster, is in fact an elephant, according to a Scottish palaeontologist who claims to have solved the riddle surrounding the unexplained sightings of a monster in a lake near Glasgow in Scotland. Read more...

Well it is about time someone stepped up an solved this mystery. A swimming elephant. Who would have thunk it. Now tell me this Mr. palaeontologist, who put the elephant up to this little stunt, huh???